TOP 30 WAYS YOU KNOW THAT YOU MAY BE A HOSER!
30. If you know the college hockey rule book better than the refs . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
29. If you have been in a car that has run out of gas on the way to or on the way home from a hockey game . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
28. If you have recieved a ticket for a traffic violation on the way to or on the way home from a hockey game . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
27. If you see Blaise MacDonald and tell him to stand during the National Anthem . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
26. If you think Keith B is a moron . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
25. If you use college hockey arenas as navigation points around Boston . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
24. If you are happy to see your All-American senior defenceman Brian Yandel graduate . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
23. If you hate the UNH Pep Band . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
22. If you know any female who goes to Northeaster is a husky lady no matter how fat she is . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
21. If you hear someone say somthing funny and immediatly wish Matt was there to write it in the quote book . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
20. If you have ever worn really cool protective glasses at a hockey game . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
19. If you hear Rock N Roll Part II and start waving your arm in the air . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
18. If you think having SEX is a good thing but having a ORGY is a bad thing . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
17. If you pull into a full service gas station and say that's alright, that's OK, you're gonna pump my gas today . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
16. If you hear or see any thing related to BC and sing, Beat em up, f em up , BC sucks . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
15. If you see a person yelling and think to yourself sit down shut up . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
14. If you see anything related to PC and automatically think GOON! . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER (this is particuarly difficult when you are a hoser who lives in RI)
13. If you know why UVM fans aren't worthy . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
12. If you have ever compared your number of consecutive hockey games to Gibbers . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
11. If you see or hear anything related to BU and automatically think SUX2BU . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
10. If you have ever explaind somthing by jumping up and down saying becasue it was Darci . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
9. If you coworker starts telling you about their trip to Maine and you reply Maine sucks . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
8. If you have ever been made fun of by 5 year old PC fans . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
7. If you get chills when you hear Two Step by DMB . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
6. If you know someone who is gonna get a tatoo when UNH wins the national championship . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
5. If you have freinds that hate you from October to April . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
4. If you know that the word red is the loudest word in the National Anthem . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
3. If you have ever been able to file for bankruptcy so you can watch college hockey . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
2. If you see someone drop somthing and you think SIEVE . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
1. If you are theoretically racist and and not sure why . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
30. If you know the college hockey rule book better than the refs . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
29. If you have been in a car that has run out of gas on the way to or on the way home from a hockey game . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
28. If you have recieved a ticket for a traffic violation on the way to or on the way home from a hockey game . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
27. If you see Blaise MacDonald and tell him to stand during the National Anthem . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
26. If you think Keith B is a moron . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
25. If you use college hockey arenas as navigation points around Boston . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
24. If you are happy to see your All-American senior defenceman Brian Yandel graduate . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
23. If you hate the UNH Pep Band . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
22. If you know any female who goes to Northeaster is a husky lady no matter how fat she is . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
21. If you hear someone say somthing funny and immediatly wish Matt was there to write it in the quote book . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
20. If you have ever worn really cool protective glasses at a hockey game . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
19. If you hear Rock N Roll Part II and start waving your arm in the air . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
18. If you think having SEX is a good thing but having a ORGY is a bad thing . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
17. If you pull into a full service gas station and say that's alright, that's OK, you're gonna pump my gas today . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
16. If you hear or see any thing related to BC and sing, Beat em up, f em up , BC sucks . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
15. If you see a person yelling and think to yourself sit down shut up . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
14. If you see anything related to PC and automatically think GOON! . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER (this is particuarly difficult when you are a hoser who lives in RI)
13. If you know why UVM fans aren't worthy . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
12. If you have ever compared your number of consecutive hockey games to Gibbers . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
11. If you see or hear anything related to BU and automatically think SUX2BU . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
10. If you have ever explaind somthing by jumping up and down saying becasue it was Darci . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
9. If you coworker starts telling you about their trip to Maine and you reply Maine sucks . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
8. If you have ever been made fun of by 5 year old PC fans . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
7. If you get chills when you hear Two Step by DMB . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
6. If you know someone who is gonna get a tatoo when UNH wins the national championship . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
5. If you have freinds that hate you from October to April . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
4. If you know that the word red is the loudest word in the National Anthem . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
3. If you have ever been able to file for bankruptcy so you can watch college hockey . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
2. If you see someone drop somthing and you think SIEVE . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
1. If you are theoretically racist and and not sure why . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
IF ANY OF THE ABOVE APPLY . . . YOU MAY BE A HOSER
IF THE FOLLOWING APPLIES . . . YOU ARE A HOSER
IF THE FOLLOWING APPLIES . . . YOU ARE A HOSER
***If you understand Darci . . . YOU ARE A HOSER ***
posted by wildfan at 11:49 AM
3 Comments:
I have an addition to this already magnificent list..If youve ever been pulled over by not one but 2 border patrolmen on the way to or from a hockey game...YOU MIGHT BE A HOSER
and you talk about me not bloggin, you almost got me beat there bud
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